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Question:
Hmmm... My hubby hooked me up with this diamond or
something like that and after reading your information
online I just realized it ain't worth a pot to piss
in. What am I to do now?
Answer: I'm happy
to see we have enriched another soul on this planet with
our findings, but I am greatly saddened with your
situation. I wish I could make a recommendation
for you, but perhaps you would be better off seeing a
marriage counselor.
Question:
You say that carbon is in my diamonds? How can
that be? I thought carbon is that stuff in the air
caused by air pollution that's suppose to kill us.
Answer: I think you
are referring to carbon monoxide. In any case,
carbon is bad and you should always refuse any diamonds
that are made of it.
Question:
If rabbits eat carats and diamonds are expressed
in terms of carats, doesn't that make it very expensive
to feed carats to rabbits?
Answer: (Oh gosh,
they don't pay me enough to answer these questions)...
Uhm... yes, you are correct Ma'am. Please do not
waste your money by feeding wild rabbits. Plus, if
your spouse finds out what you have been doing with all
your carats, you'll probably need to get some help.
Question:
Valentines Day is right around the corner. Do you
recommend me to purchase a carbon-free diamond instead
of a regular one?
Answer: Yes, you definitely
want to purchase a carbon free diamond. Not only
will you save a lot of money, but you can rest assured
that you purchased the most pure diamond in the world.
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